There's only one guy who can save her, and that hero is Towelman! [link] Hehe, needed to show the pic to know who I'm talking about, or Bustybird can save her one of the two.

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The inflatable dragon prince that likes trains. [link] My new site.

My authentic japanese name is 黒田 Kuroda (black field) 潤 Jun (benefits).
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Aw... Goes to show that it's not always nice to be wanted.

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"A good name is rather to be chosen than great riches, and loving favor rather than silver and gold."

Prov. xxii, 1

"Speak not in the ears of a fool: for he will despise the wisdom of thy words."

Prov. xxiii, 9

Yeah... I could see that being a problem...

And could you make them look any MORE evil? xP

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I wish I could draw more... curse you college and your time consumption during lunch hours at work >_>

Brhea couldn't believe her eyes at first. All of them short, all of them creepy-looking, and all of them without a trace of genitalia which only added to the surreality.

"Brheaaaaa... Brheaaaa..." They moaned, walking towards her with the vacant, wall-eyed stare of the atypical fanboy.

It was about that time, that the dimensional traveler Zucca, emerged from one of his portals, stumbling with into her. He looked haggard, exhausted and his fingers flickered with a white fire. He had just been in the Bioshock universe and had his share of Plasmids. He looks at the lovely fowl, then back at the fanboys.

"Err, am I interrupting something...?" The gray and gold-furred, blonde-haired wolf asked.

The female duck blinked in surprise. "Who are you...?"

"Zucca Xerfantes. Pleasure to me-OOF!" He was cut off as a fanboy tackled him to the ground.

"She's ouuuuurs!!!" They chanted.

The wolf kicked off the offending fanboy and making use of his Incinerate MkIII Plasmid, lights them on fire. He could have easily used a more non-violent method, scaring them off or sending them away with psychic suggestion using his own abilities, but after running from gun-toting maniacs in the underwater city of Rapture, the wolf wasn't pulling any punches.

They scream, howl and wail, fleeing the scene to find water.

"Who the heck ARE you?!" Brhea exclaimed.

The wolf shrugged sheepishly. "Just a fellow who gets into the wrong place at the wrong time all too frequently. Toodles!" He said, disappearing into another portal and leaving her alone, but safe, among the lingering scent of barbecued fanboy.

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*Zucca, the Unbreakable Eternal Optimist and Hopeless Romantic*

"Go too fast and you won't last. Be methodical and slow, and you shall grow." -Nancy

"Follow your bliss." Joseph Campbell

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Um..probably. But eviler Fanboys scare even me to think about.

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*dramatic music*

The world would never be the same again...

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I wish I could draw more... curse you college and your time consumption during lunch hours at work >_>

This is like Dawn of the dead...hey that gives me an idea
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Uh oh. O.o

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Those fanboys look creepy.

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